Welcome to the beginning of the rest of your life! Trust me, you'll absolutely adore working here. Just mind these little rules and it will go swimmingly. Now don't you slouch. Nobody wants to buy anything from someone with no posture. Oh, you see that lady over there? She's your manager. Don't mind her. Her bark is bigger than her bite. Her husband left her and so she takes out her frustration on you new weaklings. Don't really blame him though, I mean look at that schnoz.
Anyways, over here is the cash register. This is where you will be spending most of your time. Keep a smile on at all times. You seem like you can fake happy pretty well. I see no ring on that finger but, I mean, I'm sure you'll find true happiness one day, right? Oh, let me go show you the break room. Its quite small but no matter. You'll always find Susie in there. Poor girl just can't keep away from food for more than ten minutes at a time. She'll never find a husband that way. Susie hasn't been on a date in years. Not for lack of trying. We've lost some customers due to her odorous breath and horrendous ways of flirting. Maybe you can do better.
I'm sure you're just going to love it here. Bring us in the money and your job is safe! I can't see why you'd ever want to leave. Oh, come on now. Posture my dear.
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